Monday, November 21, 2011

Worst Weekend Ever -- 11/21/11

Okay, lockup really wasn't this terrifying.
I must remember to strangle Ricky the next time I see him.


I've been in lockup since Saturday evening.  I snuck into the security room late that night to check the footage of that night.  I still can't believe what I found.  There was my Aunt Abby, still lucid and full of life, having a wonderful time chatting to an empty chair.  I let out a startled profanity in spite of myself, and this brought the staff into the room.  Busted!  If only the Cafe Brazil wasn't a frequent stop for off-duty policeman, I may have been able to slip away, but as it was, I was handcuffed and taken into custody.  As I was being escorted out, I must have forgotten to stop the tape, because I swear I saw the missing busboy address the empty chair that Aunt Abby was chatting at.  I yelled out for them to look at the video, but they didn't listen.


And so, I spent the rest of the weekend behind bars.  Ricky had apparently left town and he was my phone call.  I had to wait for my court assigned attorney to show before I could have some money wired to bail myself out.  Why would Ricky choose now to go on vacation?  Is he a part of this too?  And where is that busboy?  I believe it's time to check Aunt Abby's condo.  I don't have the key, but I'll find a way in.

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